{"product_id":"jewish-time-9435","title":"Jewish Time","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"0\"\u003eMordechai Schmutter is the foremost Jewish humor writer, if by \"Jewish\" you mean \"hands in all of his stuff in Jewish time.\"\u003cdl\u003eIn fact, as we write this, we are literally still waiting for him to hand in the Introduction to this book. We might have to go to press without it and then send it to you later.\u003cdl\u003eHere's what people are saying about Jewish time (the concept, not the book that no one's read yet):\u003cdl\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWEDDING GUEST:\u003c\/b\u003e \"I hate it. If you announce a time, make things start at that time! I have places to be!\"\u003cdl\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eYEKKE:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Personally, I find the term very offensive.\"\u003cdl\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCHASSID:\u003c\/b\u003e \"I can give you an answer in like forty-five minutes.\"\u003cdl\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eYEKKE:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Wait. How did the wedding guest get here before me?\"\u003cdl\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCAMP COUNSELOR:\u003c\/b\u003e \"I wouldn't know. My watch is an hour off.\"\u003cdl\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMOHEL:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Kvatter! KVATTER!!!\"\u003cdl\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eNON-JEW:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Am I even allowed to say'Jewish time'?\"\u003cdl\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eYOUR COWORKER:\u003c\/b\u003e \"I can't believe it's already Pesach time. Just yesterday, it was Sukkos.\"\u003cdl\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eLOYAL READER:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Wasn't this book supposed to come out like five years ago? How is there a whole unit on Corona?\"\u003cdl\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eNINTH MAN:\u003c\/b\u003e \"I was told I was the tenth man. Now I can't leave!\"\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv id=\"12\" style=\"display:none\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdl dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003etable{border-collapse:collapse}td{font-weight:bold;font-family:sans-serif;font-size:16px;border-style:solid;border-width:1px}th{font-family:sans-serif;font-size:16px;border-style:solid;border-width:1px}\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCode:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"font-weight:normal;text-align:left\"\u003e\u003cdiv id=\"1\"\u003e9781600919435\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"font-weight:normal;text-align:left\"\u003e\u003cdiv id=\"2\"\u003eMordechai Schmutter\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"font-weight:normal;text-align:left\"\u003e\u003cdiv id=\"6\"\u003e160091943X\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"font-weight:normal;text-align:left\"\u003e\u003cdiv id=\"5\"\u003e9781600919435\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFormat:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"font-weight:normal;text-align:left\"\u003e\u003cdiv id=\"9\"\u003eHardcover\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePages:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"font-weight:normal;text-align:left\"\u003e\u003cdiv id=\"7\"\u003e484\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"font-weight:normal;text-align:left\"\u003e\u003cdiv id=\"8\"\u003e6.3\" x 9.3\"\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"font-weight:normal;text-align:left\"\u003e\u003cdiv id=\"11\"\u003eIsrael Bookshop Publications\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDate:\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"font-weight:normal;text-align:left\"\u003e\u003cdiv id=\"10\"\u003e5\/2\/2022\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/dl\u003e","brand":"Mordechai Schmutter","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51025501618344,"sku":"9781600919435","price":30.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0534\/9765\/9560\/files\/9781600919435.jpg?v=1736260199","url":"https:\/\/judaicasquare.com\/products\/jewish-time-9435","provider":"Judaica Square","version":"1.0","type":"link"}