{"product_id":"jewish-time","title":"Jewish Time","description":"\u003cp\u003eMordechai Schmutter is the foremost Jewish humor writer, if by \"Jewish\" you mean \"hands in all of his stuff in Jewish time.\"\u003c\/p\u003e     \u003cp\u003e \u003cbr\u003e In fact, as we write this, we are literally still waiting for him to hand in the Introduction to this book. We might have to go to press without it and then send it to you later. \u003c\/p\u003e      \u003cp\u003e \u003cbr\u003e  Here's what people are saying about \u003ci\u003eJewish\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003etime\u003c\/i\u003e (the concept, not the book that no one's read yet):\u003c\/p\u003e      \u003cp\u003e \u003cbr\u003e  WEDDING GUEST: \"I hate it. If you announce a time, make things start at that time! I have places to be!\"\u003c\/p\u003e      \u003cp\u003e \u003cbr\u003e  YEKKE: \"Personally, I find the term very offensive.\"\u003c\/p\u003e      \u003cp\u003e \u003cbr\u003e  CHASSID: \"I can give you an answer in like forty-five minutes.\"\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e  \u003c\/p\u003e      \u003cp\u003eYEKKE: \"Wait. How did the wedding guest get here \u003ci\u003ebefore\u003c\/i\u003e me?\"\u003c\/p\u003e      \u003cp\u003e \u003cbr\u003e  CAMP COUNSELOR: \"I wouldn't know. My watch is an hour off.\"\u003c\/p\u003e      \u003cp\u003e \u003cbr\u003e  MOHEL: \"\u003ci\u003eKvatter!\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003eKVATTER!!!\u003c\/i\u003e\"\u003c\/p\u003e      \u003cp\u003e \u003cbr\u003e  NON-JEW: \"Am I even allowed to \u003ci\u003esay\u003c\/i\u003e 'Jewish time'?\"\u003c\/p\u003e      \u003cp\u003e \u003cbr\u003e  YOUR COWORKER: \"I can't believe it's already Pesach time. Just yesterday, it was Sukkos.\"\u003c\/p\u003e      \u003cp\u003e \u003cbr\u003e  LOYAL READER: \"Wasn't this book supposed to come out like five years ago? How is there a whole unit on Corona?\"\u003c\/p\u003e      \u003cp\u003e \u003cbr\u003e  NINTH MAN: \"I was told I was the \u003ci\u003etenth\u003c\/i\u003e man. Now I can't leave!\"\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e  By Mordechai Schmutter\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"product-specs\" style=\"margin-top:20px\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin-bottom:10px\"\u003eBook Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"border-collapse:collapse;width:100%;max-width:520px\"\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:6px 12px;border-bottom:1px solid #eee;\"\u003ePublisher\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding:6px 12px;border-bottom:1px solid #eee;\"\u003eIsrael Bookshop Publications\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Israel Bookshop Publications","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55441678041256,"sku":"LA290","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0534\/9765\/9560\/files\/IBS-LA290.jpg?v=1781048740","url":"https:\/\/judaicasquare.com\/products\/jewish-time","provider":"Judaica Square","version":"1.0","type":"link"}