{"product_id":"stop-drop-lol-1","title":"Stop, Drop, \u0026 LOL","description":"How to safely roll from laughter from the comfort of your own straitjacket\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDisclaimer to end all disclaimers:\u003cbr\u003eThis book does not contain every possible disclaimer. You’ve been warned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCaution: Do not judge book by other side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNotice: Introduction sold separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarning: Do not use book as a public telephone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNotice: Do not read this book if you cannot read.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMissing cat! Return to Schrödinger, dead or alive!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNotice to residents of the United States:\u003cbr\u003eFederal law requires that we post this notice on each copy of this book entitled Stop, Drop, and LOL. If you notice a book that’s missing this notice, please call and notify us at once. you may be eligible for a cash reward!! (The number to call appears on the bottom of each notice.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNotice: If you’ve purchased this cover without the book, assume that someone else has the funny material that you paid for and is literally laughing at your expense right now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBeware: If it’s so dark that you can’t read this warning, your shin is about to make contact with something sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDanger: Never read the fine print. If there was anything in it that’s good for you they would have printed in huge letters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside: Complete Guide on How to Burn Books [Caution: Do not dispose of this book in fire.]\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"js-spec-table\"\u003e\n  \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:4px 12px 4px 0\"\u003eAuthor\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eJake Turx\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:4px 12px 4px 0\"\u003ePublisher\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMenucha Publishers\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:4px 12px 4px 0\"\u003ePages\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e384\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:4px 12px 4px 0\"\u003ePublished\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eApril 2017\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:4px 12px 4px 0\"\u003eAudience\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFamily\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n  \u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"text-align:left;padding:4px 12px 4px 0\"\u003eLanguage\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eEnglish\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n","brand":"Menucha Publishers","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55480492884136,"sku":"9781614653479","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0534\/9765\/9560\/files\/stop-drop-lol-870132.jpg?v=1777492800","url":"https:\/\/judaicasquare.com\/products\/stop-drop-lol-1","provider":"Judaica Square","version":"1.0","type":"link"}